• "Psst - Computer, define ‘dancing’."

    Dancing (v.): a series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music. 

    (via justlikedisney)

  • jpgay:

    hey handsome…………of that money to me

    (Source: boyx, via gaykinq)

  • joshpeck:

    joshpeck:

    joshpeck:

    i want you all to know i have found someone that i love and want to spend the rest of my life with

    it’s me

    remember kids: love yourself

    (via beefstrokemeoff)

  • la-bufadora:

    hmasfatty:

    iridessence:

    phoeni-xx:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    She wins halloween. [via]

    I just realized that’s supposed to be ginger and wasabi on her head! This is too cute

    I’ve never seen wasabi that green before. This is so good. I just really love sushi, and costumes and sometimes kids. My chest got tight. I need a moment.

    BABY SUSHI

    My child

    (via gaykinq)

  • "I’m still learning to love the parts of me that no one claps for."
    • me: okay lets start this homework
    • *2 hours later*
    • me: okay lets start this homework
  • slut-jared:

    the-fandoms-are-cool:

    epicukulelesolo:

    This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

    image

    WE DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT 

    (via screwsociety)

  • supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    (via screwsociety)

  • takshammy:

    seaking:

    instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

    I like your style, kid.

    (via screwsociety)

  • wyrdoldetippe:

    Someone sprayed a knob and bollocks onto a $1.5 million car

    (via beefstrokemeoff)